Not even close…Tumblr (3.0; @onefootfromtheedge)http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53396444618http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53396444618Thu, 20 Jun 2013 11:56:16 +1200<p><a href="http://jackpurrycat.tumblr.com/post/53378443997/timelyburden-timelyburden-once-my-dad-got-a" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">jackpurrycat</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://timelyburden.tumblr.com/post/53358990072/timelyburden-once-my-dad-got-a-nail-stuck-in" target="_blank">timelyburden</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://timelyburden.tumblr.com/post/53249312123/once-my-dad-got-a-nail-stuck-in-his-eye-so-he-had" target="_blank">timelyburden</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Once my dad got a nail stuck in his eye so he had to get this cotton patch taped over it and while he slept I drew an eye on it and put makeup on it and coincidentally my dads name is Joe so I think you know where this is going</p> <p>My dad was the real Cotton eyed joe</p> </blockquote> <p>I wasn’t kidding… <img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/96ca94a1344bca3aca90afb41656af2d/tumblr_inline_mon91i6AtX1qz4rgp.jpg"/>dont judge the artistic part of it i was 9 and he is a light sleeper</p> </blockquote> <p>where did he come from</p> <p>where did he go</p></blockquote> <p>Where did he come from cotton eyed Joe</p>http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53396383542http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53396383542Thu, 20 Jun 2013 11:54:55 +1200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lumbzf29g51qgbnlao1_400.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>This is the <strong>official ‘i care’</strong> symbol. This is how it works:</p> <p>Basically you reblog this, and your followers know that you care and that they can message you about anything anon or not and you will reply back or at least look at their message.</p> </blockquote>http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53396261921http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53396261921Thu, 20 Jun 2013 11:53:27 +1200<p>-hug-</p>http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53355636466http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53355636466Thu, 20 Jun 2013 01:01:04 +1200Anonymous<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://siopold.tumblr.com/post/52237687104/one-of-the-most-annoying-things-about-me-is-that-i" target="_blank">siopold</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>one of the most annoying things about me is that i constantly need to be reassured that you haven’t started hating me for some reason</p> </blockquote>http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53354393974http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53354393974Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:28:30 +1200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4ec556b84664fb90b8d016570a73b4ee/tumblr_mg6itrI9Vn1rgvjsbo1_250.gif"/><br/> Liar Liar<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/76700742607ac9315d6f2c67eb75092e/tumblr_mg6itrI9Vn1rgvjsbo2_250.gif"/><br/> Liar Liar<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7004637c24d737c3fd274a581c94dc58/tumblr_mg6itrI9Vn1rgvjsbo13_r1_500.gif"/><br/> Ace Ventura: Pet Detective<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0d04ce51ed100ea2b40a7e13c3e253e3/tumblr_mg6itrI9Vn1rgvjsbo15_r1_500.gif"/><br/> Dumb & Dumber<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6d0af2607284da2ab4ebd2b611b94868/tumblr_mg6itrI9Vn1rgvjsbo14_r1_500.gif"/><br/> Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d592b56120c12c9762208bc24f5b122d/tumblr_mg6itrI9Vn1rgvjsbo16_r1_500.gif"/><br/> The Cable Guy<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d1e826363e76d2eb7685f83d4ba707a8/tumblr_mg6itrI9Vn1rgvjsbo11_r1_500.gif"/><br/> Liar Liar<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/faa0566a7bbe96a227fd4e8e04340ed8/tumblr_mg6itrI9Vn1rgvjsbo4_r1_500.gif"/><br/> Me, Myself & Irene<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1c30f239a71c927ce94d971c8d80c763/tumblr_mg6itrI9Vn1rgvjsbo5_r1_500.gif"/><br/> Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/608814236ed9f9cd6f01bda5c81b97f6/tumblr_mg6itrI9Vn1rgvjsbo3_r2_500.gif"/><br/> Yes Man<br/><br/> http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53353623032http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53353623032Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:07:12 +1200<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meghn.tumblr.com/post/51910535034/accidentally-bumps-into-you-oh-sorry" target="_blank">meghn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*accidentally bumps into you* oh sorry!! *accidentally holds ur hand* sorry again!!! *accidentally grabs ur penis* wow clumsy me!</p> </blockquote> <p>You can accidentally grab my penis anytime ;)</p>http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53353203773http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53353203773Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:55:41 +1200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m68663iy0j1qhz6rqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53351485393http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53351485393Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:04:05 +1200<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://penandpage.tumblr.com/post/25662245033/casually-butts-tumblr-is-like-a-really-big-blue" target="_blank">penandpage</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://casually-butts.tumblr.com/post/19986404623" target="_blank">casually-butts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Tumblr is like a really big blue room and people walk around in white shirts covered in sticky notes and whenever you reblog something you’re just taking one of their stickynotes and slapping it on your tit and then walking back over to your friends like guys look at this</p> </blockquote> <p><span id="post_tags_wrapper_25643469474"> <span class="tags draggable" id="post_tags_25643469474"> <a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/this-is-the-most-accurate-description-of-us-i-have-ever-heard" target="_blank">#this is the most accurate description of us i have ever heard</a> <a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/this-is-literally-how-i%27m-going-to-describe-tumblr-to-people-who-aren%27t-from-around-these-parts" target="_blank">#this is literally how i’m going to describe tumblr to people who aren’t from around these parts</a> <a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/for-the-rest-of-my-life" target="_blank">#for the rest of my life</a> </span> </span></p> </blockquote>http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53351189506http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53351189506Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:54:55 +1200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ffe9f5df073de543556731a72143b416/tumblr_mltz4fdBRw1req8ywo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b9af49fbb601af8ad268fe5d6603b2ed/tumblr_mltz4fdBRw1req8ywo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://basedmhysa.tumblr.com/post/48879496948/trigger-warning-rape-the-asshole-holding-the" target="_blank">basedmhysa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>TRIGGER WARNING: RAPE</p> <p>The asshole holding the sign that says You Deserve Rape is <em><strong>Dean Saxton,</strong> </em>he attends the University of Arizona and goes by the name of “Brother Dean Samuel”  That’s also him with the racist ass “Ghettopoly”</p> <p>Per the comment on Buzzfeed</p> <p><span>“I can’t wait till he graduates college and a future employer finds all this crap. No one’s going to want to take on this sexual harassment/racist liability. I say we KEEP publishing this stuff, KEEP his name out there, and ensure he dies in a gutter with only his disgusting sign to keep him warm.”</span></p> <p><span>What better place to put it than tumblr?</span></p> <p><span>Please reblog</span></p> <p><span>Maybe we can make this the new “Mitt Romney sucks pass it on”</span></p> </blockquote>http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53351160933http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53351160933Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:54:00 +1200<p>Like a heater. Electrical current is forces through small wires which cause it to get warm</p>http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53350908074http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53350908074Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:45:58 +1200Anonymous<p>I’m currently in bed with like 4 layers of blankets and an electric blanket </p>http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53350797515http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53350797515Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:42:28 +1200Anonymous<p>I do and tbh pretty shit atm. Got a massive cold snap due to hit us tonight</p>http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53350700852http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53350700852Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:39:20 +1200Anonymous<p>I may seem strong but I’m really not the only reason I am even still here is because I don’t have an option really and I don’t think i do deserve to be happy</p>http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53350641103http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53350641103Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:37:23 +1200Anonymous<p>I like to take the pizza’s they have at the pizza place then customize them. If you aren’t just wait for it to come out on DVD or watch it online </p>http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53350480710http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53350480710Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:32:21 +1200Anonymous<p>I’m really not. </p> <p>I don’t really have one, Red, Pizza, Dont have one and I might</p>http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53350302347http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53350302347Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:26:34 +1200Anonymous<p>Thanks <3</p>http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53349799059http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53349799059Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:09:51 +1200Anonymous<p>Could use someone to distract me.</p>http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53349717044http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53349717044Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:07:11 +1200triggeredlonleydepressed“If you have the ability to love, love yourself first.”<br/><br/> - <em>Charles Bukowski, “How To Be A Great Writer” (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://perfect.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">perfect</a>)<p>I have the ability to love but I am unlovable </p></em>http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53349048210http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53349048210Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:44:51 +1200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cdca42a6ca9f5cf23100b3c0d487703b/tumblr_momw5ozFXZ1s6chj6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://a-suicidal-boy.tumblr.com/post/53348885726" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">a-suicidal-boy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>~</p></blockquote>http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53348924950http://onefootfromtheedge.tumblr.com/post/53348924950Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:40:37 +1200